# English Numbers Alphabetically Ordered

## A Book About The Absurd

# Start From The End

## This is a Manga

Numbers are infinite, or so they say.

What is infinite? Something without an end.

Ok then, if something has an end, it is finite, do you follow?

I took the numbers, all of the numbers.

It doesn’t matter how many there are, I took them all, and ordered them alphabetically.

Well guess what I discovered? The last number: Zero.

I found the last number.

I give you the theory of the finiteness of numbers.

Disclaimer: mathematicians aren’t very happy about this, they think my theory is bonkers.

I thought it was worth printing a book about it.