A4 Ream of Plane Paper
Build your own airforce!
DESIGNED as a not so ecological answer to office desk boredom.
Hit Phil without the boss catching you & drinks are on me.
Another problem is the tendency to degenerate, the brightest minds will soon enough engage in a blowpipe pen shooting, your screen being your only defence, you will find yourself allied with the guy you hate the most just because he sits beside you at the time of the outbreak of Office Wars II.
Chewing on pieces of paper so they fit into your partner’s blowpipe, because he shoots better than you, will get you through the afternoon shift, but watch out for photocopied paper: toner, after all, is not what you want to be ingesting.
In war, as in love, all is permitted.
But you’re at work, get a grip on yourself mate.